Oh, you don’t accept pets in the apartment, do you?

May 17, 2011 § Leave a comment

…well, I hope you get mauled by a pack of Pit Bulls until your face is bitten beyond recognition, rendering you unrecognizable the next time you’re asked to show ID matching you to your Gold Card.

Oh wait, Pit Bulls don’t bite! My bad! On that note, you should really reconsider your pet policy. Thanks!!

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